Total Medals Earned: 1,542 (From 248 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,115 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/320 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use the highest magic level.
Don't take damage in a level.
Do it in under 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/105 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/11 (165/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Buy something at the STOR
Medals Earned: 8/9 (50/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 98/100 (490/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Check out Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (95/110 points)
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...